Reunion at the Ranch    April 2006

 We couldn't find more gracious hosts than BarNone and MKLady, nor a more perfect place for

continuing our adventures in friendship than the Ranch at Rockdale!

I get all choked up just thinking about all of the fun, food, and fellowship that will be enjoyed by

everyone able to attend this gathering at the BarNone Ranch!  On the agenda is eating, singing,

drinking, playing dominoes, fishing, eating, drinking, golfing, politicing, playing cards, playing

"This is a Spoon", eating, drinking, dancing, and I don't know whatall!

One note of caution.....I have it from a reliable source that some subversives may have been

linked to this event and considerable wire-tapping (without a warrant) may have been

conducted.  A caravan of black limos full of "suits" from the nearby Crawford Ranch may 

converge on the festivities.  However, BarNone will greet them and invite them to share in the 

fatted pig that he caught, FB cooked in the ground, and we all enjoyed so much;  they will

recognize DD from his many emails (with photo attached) of praise and support for the

President and his often repeated admonition to "just kill all of those Muslim Bastards";

and they will remember JimDean from the Bush fund-raiser held in Palo Duro Canyon in the 

summer of 2002 where he presented the President with a coupon worth a years supply of "Curly Q

Tators".  With their influence, I'm hopeful that BarNone, DD, FB and JimDean will convince the 

AK-47 wielding "President's Men" to overlook my past indiscretions and not haul me off to a

waiting helicopter to be whisked away to Guantanamo or Syria and tortured until I tell them

the truth about the murder of Ronald by 3red7s.

It will be a fun and exciting weekend.  George (Blankenship, not Bush) called yesterday

and agreed to work for me that weekend, so I WILL BE THERE!!!!!! 

(Just wish that 3red7s could get off....guess I will have to share a room with our guest,

.....Dick Cheney)  In the meantime, I am going up on Nichol's Mountain, build a fire, put

some Sassafras leaves on it, and, as the smoke rises up and encircles me, I will plead

with the Great One to look down with favor on our gathering!   I know all of you will be

asking His blessings on us as well!  Until then, take care and keep emailing!

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