The trial

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……………The accused…and the accusers….

January 26, 2008, 9:00 AM The Homes of GiGi and DD Green, Hillsboro OR; JimDean and BoeBoe Lill, Amarillo, TX; Tooter and Smileface Newman, Amarillo TX; Jargo and Sandi Johnson, Amarillo, TX; FB and BB Moon, Arlington TX; BarNone McWhorter, Rockdale TX; and MKLady Hansen, Round Rock, TX; Officers of the Rockdale police department are serving arrest warrants based on complaints filed by Arky and 3red7s of Mena AR.

Good Morning, I'm Officer Domino... It is my duty to inform you that you are under arrest and must come down to the Rockdale police station to answer allegations that have been brought against you! I trust that cuffs won't be necessary!

January 26, 2008, 10:00 AM Rockdale TX Police Station, , Booking Officer Mulligan reading the charges

Now, I'm Booking Officer Mulligan (no relation to that word you so often invoke on the golf course during your tournaments). You people, known as the 42 Green Domino Group (no relation, I presume, to Officer Domino, who sometime ago lost his pet pig here under suspicious circumstances) have been brought here for arraignment because it is reported that Rockdale TX and, more particularly the BarNone Ranch, is your hideout. There is some question as to whether you folks have become involved with the complaining parties, Arky and 3red7s, for a Reason, for a Season, or for Life! You will have to be judged on these charges based on the evidence that has been collected over a period of years. Court will convene at 1:00 o'clock.

January 26, 2008, 1:00 PM, Courthouse, Rockdale TX, Judge Mary presiding. (It is reported that Judge Mary may have had previous relationships with some of the defendants in the past but no one can get the straight story, so she has been cleared to try this case)

The court will come to order! The defendants, known as the 42 Green Domino group, have been charged with being seriously and substantially involved in the lives of Arky and 3red7s of Mena, AR. It is the duty of this court to decide whether your involvement has been for a Reason, for a Season, or for Life! Representing the plaintiffs will be Bubba, a cousin of Bill and Hillary Clinton, while the defendants will be represented by Lolita, who was handpicked by DD Green. Let the case begin! You may proceed, Bubba, for the Plaintiffs!

January 26, 2008, 1:15 PM. Bubba presents his case.

Yer Honor! Since they wus younguns, most of these folks have teched the life of Arky, and, more recently, theyze latched onto 3red7s as well. But, when ye ponder it, have these influences been for a Reason? I want you’ns to think about this:

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.

Or, have these folks afflicted the goings on of my clients for a Season? Ponder this:

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

Or, wuz ther purpus to git tied up with my clients forever and ever? Think about this:

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson,
love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

A look back at tha evidence will cause one to surmise that, early on, they was jus friends that wuz comfortable with one atuther, liked one atuther, helped one atuther, played with one atuther and like that. Later on, they wuz to find out that they liked each other even more, and realized how much they respected one atuther, enjoyed one atuther, appreciated the traits and talents of one atuther, and....gosh, I don't know how to say this.....luved one atuther!

Whilst, it would seem that they wus jest affectin my clients for a Reason, it was not true that:

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

And, it jes don't seem likely that, if’n it wuz jes for a Season, that:

They would keep on makin my clients, Arky and 3red7s, feel good, smile and laugh, enjoy and experience new places and new things, smile and laugh, look forward to e-mails and phone calls, smile and laugh, truly and deeply care about the health and well-being of the wonderful gang knowed as the 42 Green Domino group and their families, and look forward so very much to visitin with and cavortin with these folks.

So I say, doggonit, these folks deserve a Life Sentence for the way they have treated my clients!

And now, Yore Honor, I'm goin to set down and rest on my case!

And now Lolita will present the case for the defendents:

January 26, 2008, 2:00 PM, Lolita, representing the 42 Green Domino group presents her case.

Well, your Honor, Don't you think I look great? How about this pose? or maybe this one? Wait, wait.... how about this one? DD sure likes this one! Tooter drops his teeth when I do this one! I sure piss MKLady off when I do this one in front of BarNone! Jargo told me when I do this one that I definitely have a place in show business! Well, I never get tired of showing off, but FB wants me to go get him a cold Bud and I'm afraid I'm affecting JimDean's pacemaker, so I will rest my case!

January 26, 2008, 2:05 PM Judge Mary renders her verdict!

I have heard all the evidence, (at least on one side)! Will the defendants, Evelyn Green, aka GiGi; Jack Green, aka DD; Jim Lill, aka JimDean; Barbara Lill, aka BoeBoe; Tooter Newman, aka Tooter; Carolyn Newman, aka Smileyface; Jargo Johnson, aka Jargo; Sandi Johnson, aka Sandi; Johnny Moon, aka FB; Twila Moon, aka BB; James McWhorter, aka BarNone; and Shayne Hansen, aka MKLady, please rise!

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..

I find the defendants, GUILTY of all charges and hereby sentence them to Life without the possibility of parole in the involvement of the lives and fortunes of the plaintiffs, Robert McWhorter, aka Arky; and LaVern McWhorter, aka 3red7s! I trust Arky and 3red7s know what to do for the defendants.....to love them and cherish their friendship and company for whatever time God grants them the opportunity to do so!

Court is adjourned! The winners!