I Love My Bike

July, 2004

It has been a few years since I've been able to ride my bike.  I have it up

by the dump site so people won't try to steal it.  I go up and sit on it from

time to time, put on the old helmet and do the "Uddin,,,Uddin" sounds.

Gosh, it feels good!   I found out that my nephew, David, (that's him above,

the smiling and handsome guy with his pride and joy) had started a new

business having to do with motorcycles.  I thought, this is a chance for me to

get the old bike fixed up and tuned up, ready to take to the high road again.

I sent him these pictures of it, but he has not gotten back to me and he won't

take my phone calls.  I guess he is sore about the election, me not voting

for his man, His Majesty, George W..  I'm sure he is able to see the

potential in my bike that I like to call, the Woman Catcher!  Look at these

pictures and see if you don't agree that my bike just needs a little work.

THE WOMAN CATCHER!