Fireside Actors
 
 
Hey, Buck, Sure hope this place has a Back Door   Yesiree right here in Korn County
 
"Well, Don't that fry your Taters"   Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!
 
Wait jest a minute now Junior   "Now, Don't that jest Button your Zipper"
 
"Honey" We just got this e-mail
from Robert it's another contest.
  "I can't believe he's thought of
another game, Where does he get his ideas?
 
"I don't know, but it says right here, there will be big prizes."   Our Choir Directors...
 
....and a fine job they did.   ..and this is all they have to work with.
 
Oh my my, who is that?   and she has a partner.
 
He's a fresh old codger.   Come on, get up we'll show 'em
how to swing
Swing it, Baby!!
 
Your Dancers, Grandpa & Grandma Johnson
 
"Did I ever show ya'll what a fish looks like?"
 
"Twas a dark and stormy night..   ...when my Nellie went away"
 
"She was just 16 ...the Village Queen"   "Come back tomorrow night and we'll do it again"
 
We all had a sign.."Parasites"   "Out of It"
 
"Thumb sucking Spectator"   ....again
 
Chair bound audience   more than one "Out of It"
 
Parasite ashamed   but not for long
 
No Gumption audience      Thumb suckers found a blanket